This is bad news for all the demon-dialing wingers that kept trailer-park princess/talentless tramp Little BigHair on DWTS for far longer than her actual talent should have kept her there (which was, not even one episode.)

They won’t get the chance to get out the hand cream and pump a few for Michele. She’s taking a pass.


Michele Bachmann is no Bristol Palin.

The former Republican presidential candidate squashed rumors on Wednesday she’ll compete on the upcoming season of ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars.”

But the Tea Party darling insisted it wasn’t for a lack of skills.

“In full disclosure, I did win a polka dancing competition when I was in the tenth grade at my alma mater, Anoka High School,” the Minnesota congresswoman said in a statement.

“But, despite my tenth grade polka success and my lifelong love of ballroom dancing, the recent rumors are false. I will not be joining ‘Dancing with the Stars.’”

She said she’d turn her attention to her district as she seeks a fourth term in the House of Representatives.

“My time and attention remains committed to creating more private sector jobs, and higher paying jobs, in the Sixth Congressional District,” the Tea Party darling added. “Serious issues face our nation.”

Sadly, she’s decided to continue to torture her constituents, who COULD vote her off, but won’t. DWTS fans should, however, count their blessings-after all, the place just did get rid of the stench from Little BigHair. Can you imagine what Michele would have caused?

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