Chimpy Never Changes
The moronic monkey has been a failure for his entire life. As a businessman, he drove three concerns right into the ground. As a baseball team owner, he traded Sammy Sosa. And of course, I do not have to tell you what a miserable failure the monkey-looking son of a bitch has been as a President.
Daddy has had to bail the moronic monkey’s ass out many times over. Occasionally, daddy’s friends in the Gulf States (like the bin Laden family) would also pitch in and help a monkey out, like they did with Harken. Chimpy has paid them back many times over, as his idiotic policies have sent the price of oil to where Osama bin Laden has said he wanted to see them. WHO is “winning” the “war on tur” again?
It’s nice to see that Chimpy’s benefactors still have a lot of love for their monkey, because I am guessing American donations to his library probably wouldn’t amount to what he needs to get it done. That’s all right though; Chimpy’s foreign friends are going to be allowed to donate to him, and Chimpy will even let them do so anonymously. It looks like the bin Ladens may be able to come to the monkey’s rescue at least one more time. One assumes that when the monkey goes off to eat bananas and fling poo in Paraguay that his daddy’s buddies will see to his comfort there as well.
Americans (at least 4 out of every 5 of us) cannot see donating money to a guy who has bent us over multiple times, unlubricated. People like the bin Ladens will no doubt be happy to give a little back, considering all that Chimpy has done for them.
President Bush said Thursday that he would probably accept foreign donations to build his presidential library in Dallas and would consider keeping the donors’ names confidential if they do not want to be identified.
The comments, at a White House news conference, were the first time Mr. Bush had talked in any detail about his plans for the library, which will be at Southern Methodist University, the alma mater of First Lady “Pickles” Bush. But his detail was scant.
“We just announced the deal,” he said, “and I, frankly, have been focused elsewhere, like on gasoline prices and, you know, my trip to Africa, and haven’t seen the fund-raising strategy yet.”
Yeah. Those gasoline prices he had no clue about.
Dallas is an appropriate place for a Chimpy museum. It’s the place where a lot of people say America started dying, and Chimpy is surely the Kevorkian of American politics. He finished off the patient.
February 29th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
The Dubya Presidential Library. Contents:
One copy: My Pet Goat
One copy: Archie Comics, Winter 1986, The issue where Forsythe Pendleton “Jughead” Jones III mistakenly becomes the King of England.
March 1st, 2008 at 1:59 am
How big of a building does it take to hold a copy of My Pet Goat? All the rest of his papers are classified ‘Top Secret’.
Scabber– I think Cheney took the Archie comic.
March 1st, 2008 at 3:08 am
Shooter would benefit from reading the hunting regulations, where the banning of alcoholic stupors while hunting is mentioned in the first page or two of nearly all of those guides.
March 1st, 2008 at 9:18 am
I’d say, instead of a lbrary, the monkey has to build a bar and have a beer with people who voted for him. They were no readers i am sure!