WA’AH! It Wasn’t Her Fault! NONE Of It!!!

I called her “Chimpy in a skirt” during the campaign, but I am amazed at how right I am.
Or, rather, how right SHE is. All the time. Never a mistake. Never a wrong move. The only time something bad happens is when people don’t do what she says to do. And if she DID say to do it, then somebody else screwed it up.
McCain should be ashamed for introducing this white trash POS down in the rest of the country. Even if he did make her pay for her own vetting (snort!)
In the book, “Going Rogue: An American Life,” Palin charges that the McCain campaign stuck her with a $50,000 bill for the cost of her own vetting, botched the announcement of her teenage daughter’s pregnancy, outfitted Palin with all those infamous costly ensembles, and shielded her from reporters. Even so, Palin goes on to belittle two famous interlocutors, Katie Couric and Charles Gibson, according to the Associated Press, which found and purchased a copy of the book before its sale date.
Those details trumped the more calibrated cyber-teasers, which began midweek with Oprah Winfrey’s written and video excerpts of an interview she taped with Palin on Monday. “Breaking News From Me . . . ” read the post on Winfrey’s Twitter page, linking to a video in which the talk-show host, a die-hard Obama supporter who attended the president’s inauguration as a VIP, related that she had conducted “really an interesting interview.” Palin “talked about everything,” Winfrey said, counting off on her fingers, “Bristol, the pregnancy, Trig.”
Palin opted for Facebook to promote the interview, which airs on the eve of the book’s Tuesday release. “We taped the show for Monday, November 16th,” Palin wrote, “and enjoyed it so much that we went way over on time. The rest will air on Oprah.com.”
According to Fred Malek, a major donor to the McCain campaign who has consistently defended Palin, early copies of the book went out to key supporters on Saturday, with instructions to keep the content confidential until the books officially hit the shelves. Malek insisted that he had only scanned the book, but said, “it talks about family, it talks about travails” and was “deeply personal and warm with a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff that is fun to read.”
It also included 16 pages of color pictures, Malek said, including photos of Palin as a child.
Such on-message appetite-whetting was in keeping with what the Palin camp, and the book’s publisher, Rupert Murdoch-owned HarperCollins, had hoped for. Written at a blistering clip in the months since Palin’s resignation as governor of Alaska, the five-chapter, 413-page book reportedly achieves a literary voice that — ghostwriter Lynn Vincent notwithstanding — echoes the folksy, youbetcha-ness of Palin’s campaign-speak.
But AP’s reporting of some of the more pointed sections of the book have undone gentler elements of a soft launch and redirected people’s attention to the more problematic portions of the Palin narrative.
In the book, Palin accuses the McCain campaign of leaving her a $50,000 bill, the amount, she suggests, that her vetting cost the campaign. She asserts the thousands of dollars in clothes purchased from some of the country’s most exclusive department stores was explained to her as all “part of the convention.” Palin also says that she carefully revised a statement about her daughter Bristol’s pregnancy, with her teenage boyfriend, Levi Johnston, the father, only to see the campaign’s less delicate version distributed to the media.
A spokeswoman for McCain’s Senate office, Brooke Buchanan, declined to respond to the charges.
But multiple former McCain officials, speaking on the condition of anonymity, as the senator had not authorized any participation, disputed Palin’s claims.
“John McCain offered her the opportunity of a lifetime, and during the campaign it seems that, for all of her mistakes, she is searching for people to blame,” said one former senior official in the McCain campaign. “We don’t need to go through this again.”
Oh yes we DO. That’s how the game is played. Chimpy definitely taught his female mirror image that much.
And the people who believe this bullshit will no doubt be the exact same people who still think the moronic monkey never made a mistake. It’s really a pity that they now own the Rushpubliscum Party, and therefore make it certain that no one of any intelligence will run for President on the Rushpubliscum ticket ever again.
Tags: 2008 election, lies, mccain, palin, rushpublicans
November 13th, 2009 at 2:40 am
She explains everything away. Intelligent folks will realize that it’s impossible to always be right..or the victim of other people’s stupidity.
Only the idiotic 20% that still call themselves rethugs will buy into this bitch’s bs. And we can do without them.
November 13th, 2009 at 3:42 am
I see Going Rogue hitting the $1.99 closeout table at Barnes & Noble before Easter.
November 13th, 2009 at 6:00 am
I blog on WordPress, Salon and Facebook.
These almost daily missives from McCandy on Facebook are not, let me repeat, are not written by McCandy. I’ve read some of her staff notes from her days as governor and compared the grammar, syntax and style to the Facebook updates and they don’t match.
Just as McCandy didn’t pen Going Rouge, or Rogue, or whatever the hell her “book” is called.
But you want to know what’s a hoot? As McCandy sits down with the increasingly irrelevant Oprah to whore her “book,” Levi Johnston is in New York to film his Playgirl spread!
Talk about stealing thunder.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:56 am
From what I hear SW, the book is already being heavily discounted/bundled up with other offerings. This is a typical right wing ploy to keep the numbers on the book up; it’s done all the time with “authors” like Hannity and C**tler.
November 13th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Christopher, Going Rouge(An American Nightmare) is the title of the book The Nation editors wrote. This is the only place selling it for now. It releases the same day as Palin’s coloring book. http://orbooks.com/
I will put money that the Playgirl mag with Levi will be a huge seller. Palin’s book will be bought up in bulk by right wing groups. They will then proceed to hand it out at gatherings of wingnuts all over the land to make it look like she sold a lot. They do that all the time.
November 13th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
She displays the typical qualities of someone who is Narcissistic: grandiose self importance (exaggerating her own achievements … can we say foreign policy?), preoccupied with her own fantasy of brilliance, believes she is special and can only be understood by other special people, requires excessive admiration (she deletes dissenters on facebook), has a sense of entitlement, interpersonally exploitive, lacks empathy, and is arrogant. Not to mention when you criticize her she loses it …. this is known as Narcissistic Rage.
November 13th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Palin’s whinefest is encouraging in a way. The biggest losers are the ones who never learn from their mistakes. Everything bad that happens is somebody else’s fault, extenuating circumstances, “he was mean to me.” Since not of her problems are of her own making, she won’t try to do anything different. She’ll just continue to be an unelected laughingstock who inspires the inbreds and makes everybody smirk and roll their eyes.
November 13th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Now wait a minute, B. She kept an eye on Putin for us for…. how long was that again?
November 13th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Yes, she did keep her winking eye on Putin for us … until she bailed out of office because the ethics charges proved to be too stressful. Thank goodness for Levi. He is such a nice balance to her self love.
November 13th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
She f*cked with the boy, and he slapped back. I hope he keeps it up. She’s more entertaining than the trailer park I used to live in (yes, indeed, I lived in a trailer park for awhile.)
November 14th, 2009 at 9:48 am
When I first read that story, I had a good giggle.