South Carolina: Smut Peddlers, Adulterers, and Dirty Old Men. Also Known As “The Executive Branch”
WTF is is with the South Carolina Rushpubliscums anyway?
Randy Sandy, we cover nearly every other day. Kristin Maguire, the former chairperson of the State Board of Education, spent her off-hours peddling smut and trying to talk married couples into 3-way sex on the Web.
And now, the Perverto State brings us a new story of Rushpubliscum “Family Values,” South Carolina style.
Meet Roland Corning, former Assistant Attorney General of the State of South Carolina, Viagra consumer, and all around lecherous old coot.
Heckuva bunch of damn people in the Rushpubliscum Party down there. I have a suggestion for them; put saltpeter into the Executive water supply. There may be some disappointed spouses, but there’ll be a lot more state business getting done in the Executive Branch.
An assistant state attorney general was stopped in his car by a Columbia police officer Monday on suspicion of illegal activity, identified himself as an employee of the attorney general’s office, and was not charged with a crime.
Roland Corning, an assistant attorney general, was pulled over by officer Michael D. Wines at 3:15 p.m. Monday, according to a Columbia Police Department report.
Wines is married to Megan Wines, who also works in the attorney general’s office. Wines called his wife during the incident to verify Corning’s identity.
Megan Wines then reported the incident to Deputy Attorney General John McIntosh, who relayed the information to Attorney General Henry McMaster, according to Trey Walker, spokesman for McMaster’s office.
Less than two hours later, Corning was no longer employed with McMaster’s office, Walker said Tuesday.
Wines wrote in his report that two people were in the car – Corning and an unnamed 18-year-old female, an “employee of Platinum Plus Gentlemen’s Club.”
Earlier, Wines had witnessed the Ford Explorer that Corning was driving pull into a secluded portion of Elmwood Cemetery that Wines had “received past complaints in ref. to illegal activity, i.e. sex acts and drug abuse,” Wines wrote in the report.
Once the occupants of the Explorer saw Wines’ patrol car, the driver “attempted to make a hasty retreat, spinning the tires in the driveway and accelerating rapidly,” according to the report.
By the time Wines, who had gotten out of his patrol car, made it back into his vehicle, the Explorer was gone, the report said. Wines got on the radio and asked other officers in the area to look for the Explorer, and one of the officers stopped Corning on Wayne Street, a few blocks from the cemetery.
Wines then interviewed Corning and the woman, and said they gave “conflicting statements as to why they were at the location, and to their relationship.” Because of that, Wines wrote, he asked Corning some more questions, which is when Corning identified himself as an attorney and showed Wines his “state attorney general’s badge.”
“At that point I asked if there was anything illegal in the vehicle, which he stated no and gave consent to search,” Wines wrote.
The search revealed a sex enhancement drug and some sex toys. According to the report, Corning told Wines he had a prescription for the medication and the other items were always in the car “just in case.”
That’s when Wines decided to release the woman, who “stated that her vehicle was around the corner where Mr. Corning met her.” Moments later, Wines released Corning.
Presumably before Corning got HIS “release.” Pity, that is. The guy lost his job and didn’t even get his Viagra-enhanced rocks off.
I swear, The State has become a regular stop for me these days. I can hardly wait to open up The State every day, just to see which South Carolina Rushpubliscum “values” type has been busted with his (or her) pants down.
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