Michael Steele has a bad habit of telling the truth, and then later having to make up for it by both apologizing for telling the truth and then launching a big back of lies to cover up what he said before.

The latest example of Steele’s occasional honesty is perhaps the best one yet, when he correctly identifies corrupt, adulterous afterbirther Roy Blunt as shit. Yes, Mikey, we all know that Blunt is shit, but you simply cannot criticize his habits. After all, adultery and corruption are 2 prerequisutes for leadership in the Rushpubliscum Party of today (the other two are racism and warmongering.)

Mikey, you gonna have some ‘splainin’ to do for this one. The fat dope addict that owns you is not going to be pleased.

Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele referred to Congressman Roy Blunt as crap in his crapper?

At least, that’s the impression after listening to conservative talker Vincent David Jericho’s interview with Steele in which Jericho rips Blunt and then Steele agrees with him.

Jericho: “His [Matt Blunt's] daddy [Roy] screwed around with a tobacco lobbyist. Then slips language into the homeland security bill favorable to the tobacco lobbyist. I mean here is a guy that has committed adultery multiple times. Yet he had a senior position, and still does, in the Republican Party. Guys like Papa Blunt make us sick to our stomach. They aren’t conservatives, and they sure don’t reflect moral absolutes the way that we expect the Republican Party to stand up. You had the page boy scandal, you had all of that crap, and nobody stands up to it and says, ‘This is crap! What are you doing? Behave like a man — not like, not like little boys who are running around with their little toy and can’t behave themselves.”

Steele: Look, now don’t, don’t — I mean, I agree with you. And when stuff gets in the crapper, you gotta clean it out.”

I admire your honesty, Mr. Steele, but this one might be the one that finally costs you your job. Roy of the Raging Hormones is, after all, the Rushpubliscum choice for the Missouri Senate, shit or not.

Tags: blunt, rushpublicans, steele

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