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From the people who once famously declared “we create our own reality” comes a new social networking site. Those of you who miss being able to worship your monkey can log on and worship to your heart’s content.
That is, of course, unless you’re one of the victims of his economic or foreign policies, in which case you either probably can’t afford internet access or you’re in the grave. For you, I guess that’s too damned bad…
Staffers for former President George W. Bush have an answer to the Facebook community’s generally negative view of them: We’ll start our own.
In a move reminiscent of the Bush White House’s decision to create an “Office of Special Plans” to find evidence tying Saddam Hussein to al Qaeda in an effort to end-run the Pentagon and the CIA when things weren’t turning out their way, former deputy White House press secretary Tony Fratto is leading an effort to create a social networking hub for “Bushies only.”
In an interview with Politico, the erstwhile spokesman said efforts to program the site are underway and that a site would likely launch by the end of the year.
“Compared to the previous administration, we are coming out when technology makes it really easy to stay connected because you can do this kind of thing,” Fratto quipped. “Bush 41 or Reagan, they were on paper. And even for Clinton, you didn’t have this.”
Clinton, however, has a 700-member Facebook group.
The Bush cabal’s current online watering hole is located at www.43alumni.com, a snapshot of which can be seen above. The site provides a neat, cleaned up version of President Bush’s legacy, replete with links to “SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT” and “BUSH RECORD,” which, apparently, warrant two links in the top header.
The top story cited on the site is from Commentary Magazine, and was published in May.
“Let’s face it, this is shaping up as George W. Bush’s best month in years,” the story reads. “The last time the 43rd president enjoyed this kind of vindication was when a bedraggled Saddam Hussein was pulled from a hole in the ground by American soldiers in 2003. All of Barack Obama’s efforts to cast the Bush administration as an immoral stain on American history have not merely collapsed, but collapsed on the heads of Bush’s most public and vocal critics.”
Well ain’t that something. When I look at the economic numbers, I see absolutely no vindication of the monkey. i can’t find any vindication for him in Afghanistan either, and I don’t think anyone would be ready to argue that we accomplished anything in Iraq that made anyone, anywhere, any safer. I guess that’s some more of them creating their own reality. They’ve been doing that a lot lately, though; just look at their entirely contrived “grass roots movement” to stop an Obama medical panel from snuffing Trig Palin (that “panel” is also entirely contrived, as is the story of Trig’s birth.)
I guess when you create your own reality, Chimpy really was a wise and great leader. Maybe he and Kim Jong Il can collaborate on a new suite of online offerings for worshipers of incompetent dolts.
Tags: bush, lies, rushpublicans
August 10th, 2009 at 9:36 am
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August 10th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
A lot of people have been writing about Sibel Edmonds and the routine treason that is coming to light. I am sick knowing they will get away with everything and will paint it Rosy. They should all be hung including little Bushie.
August 10th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
I think, Jim, that the problem with these guys is that they WEREN’T “hung,” if you know what I mean. They’ve certainly cost us a lot of blood and treasure in their attempts to compensate for it.