Maybe he’s upset because his wack job listeners haven’t shot up any cops or Unitarians lately.

Maybe he’s upset because the entire world groaned as onw when he made the utterly ridiculous charge that the President is a racist (we all thought “WTF?!?” It’s kinda like Manson calling you a dirty murderer, after all.)

Maybe he’s just plain bat shit crazy.

Maybe it’s everything I said above. Whatever it is, Beck has gone so far off the rails this time that a GPS couldn’t find him. Every time I think this idiot couldn’t make himself look more deranged-stupid than he already has, he proves to me that I am naive.

TV host Glenn Beck has a theory about the real reason the US government launched the “cash-for-clunkers” program: It’s a secret conspiracy to take control of your computer.

At the heart of Beck’s theory is the Cars.gov website, where the public can find information about the wildly popular cash-for-clunkers program. On his Fox show Friday, Beck displayed a “terms of use” warning, which he claimed was from the Cars.gov site, stating that anyone accessing the site would be effectively making their computer a part of the US government computer network — and the US government therefore has lawful access to all the files on that computer.

There’s only one problem with Beck’s theory. According to Jed Lewinson at the Daily Kos, the privacy statement is not from Cars.gov at all, but from the Esc.gov website, where car dealers log in to log transactions.

But that factual problem did not discourage Beck and his co-hosts.

“Here you are, trying to be a good citizen … and guess what, they are jumping right inside you [sic], seizing all of your personal and private information, and it’s absolutely legal, Glenn. They can do it,” said Fox’s Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Added Guilfoyle: “They can continue to track you, basically forever, once they’ve tapped into your system … it’s so broad that they can do just about anything.”

Beck concluded: “I know who our czars are now, and this collection of these czars, these are evil people. These are wicked, crazy, frightening people.”

Well thank goodness the Government is still letting me use my computer to criticize brain-dead scum like Beck. Or…… is it even me who’s doing it?

Think about it…

Tags: beck, insanity, rushpublicans

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