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Not a Brain in Her Head

Could someone with more knowledge of commitment laws in Minnesota and Washington, DC please explain to me why this crazy bitch isn’t in a straitjacket yet?

She’s incapable of learning anything, incapable of telling the truth, and utterly clueless about anything in the world. How on Earth did this idiot survive to reach adulthood? You’d have thought for sure that she’d have become poisoned after eating tainted potting soil or something.

If this country does break up, Minnesota needs to deport this bitch to Texas, where her stupidity, naked racism, and dishonesty will make her one of the top women of the state.

A new transcription of Rep. Michele Bachmann’s April 9 interview on San Francisco AM station KSFO yields another error:

On the station’s morning show, she recounted the 2006 controversy of the so-called “flying imams,” six Muslim clerics who were removed from a US Airways flight after passengers grew uncomfortable with their behavior. “The imams, the imams were actually attending, ah, Congressman Keith Ellison’s victory celebration, when he won as a member of Congress,” Bachmann said.

Actually, they were in Minneapolis attending the fourth annual conference of the North American Imams Federation, as the Minnesota Independent, the New York Times and others reported at the time.

She also related that local “Somalis have been recruited, ah, taken, apparently to, ah, training camps, and, ah, one of the Somalis, ah, became a suicide bomber in the Middle East.” While there’s evidence that these young men weren’t “taken” but saved up to fund their own trips, the error here is in the story of a local Somali man who is thought to have died as a suicide bomber: He did so not in the “Middle East,” but in Somalia.

The interview, reported on earlier, featured Bachmann calling President Obama “shameful” for allegedly “bowing before the king of Saudi Arabia … and then lying about it.” In it, Bachmann also discussed a range of topics, including how she believes the Obama administration’s cap-and-trade energy plan would “double” monthly energy bills and send us “back to four and five dollars a gallon for gas” and that the concentrations of Somali and Hmong immigrants, two groups that come from warm climates to chilly Minnesota, were the result of a government “relocation” plan: “So I think this was a decision on the part of the federal government,” she said.

If I’d been stupid enough to vote for this bitch, I’d be embarrassed. Anyone stupid enough to vote for Michele Bachmann must have taken a cheat sheet into the booth with them, because they’re clearly unable to read and would have gotten confused trying to pick her name out without help from somewhere.

It would serve her right (and spare the rest of us a lot of bullshit) if her mindset did take over. We wouldn’t be hearing much from this dumb bitch as she’d be too busy in the kitchen to lie, rant, and encourage people like the Pittsburgh cop killer.

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9 Responses to “Not a Brain in Her Head”

  1. Bee Says:

    Wow. She’s amazing, she really is. What’s the old joke, world’s oldest living brain transplant donor?

  2. Larry Says:

    This stinkwad is typical of the modern day Republican and all their neo-racist propoganda. She represents that breed well.

  3. S.W. Anderson Says:

    I think voters who back the George W. Bushes, Katherine Harrises, Jean Schmidts and their ilk don’t really care whether they have someone dumber than a box of rocks and highly offensive in the White House or Congress. What delights those voters is that these dipsticks make the rest of us crazy and serve to make the government as inept, wasteful and heavyhanded as the radical right claims it is. Bachmann is a perfect example.

  4. Mike Haubrich, FCD Says:

    I live in Minnesota. I cringe whenever she is on a talk show and they introduce her as being a Minnesota Cognresswoman. Cringe. The other districts are all requesting a stipulation that they specify “6th District.” I was doorknocking for her opponent the day after she was on Chris Matthews, and I asked a woman if her statements about “Anti-America elements in Congress” had given them pause at all. She looked me in the eye, squinted like a gunfighter and said “No.”

  5. JollyRoger Says:

    Hi Mike,

    Is there, by any chance, a lot of inbreeding in the 6th District of Minnesota?

  6. Diane Beeler Says:

    I don’t know how she got re-elected after her comments on Hardball that every member of Congress needed to be investigated to see if they were really American. It just shows that people don’t pay attention and/or don’t think for themselves.

  7. JollyRoger Says:

    This is way past not paying attention; this is can’t wipe STUPID. She makes “Junket John” Boehner look like a man of great wisdom and moderation.

  8. Christopher Says:

    I always thought the great state of Minnesota was this bastion of well-educated, liberal Democrats?

    Who are these voters who sent this loon to Washington DC?

  9. Mauigirl Says:

    She acts more like a right-wing talk show host than a congresswoman. Let’s hope she can start that new career as soon as the next election is over.

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