I Do Not Even HAVE a Basement
Sadly, both my parents are gone, and I seldom wear pajamas. But let me tell you about some other things I haven’t done. I’ve never claimed to have my “water break” and then go on giving a 30 minute speech while I make a puddle on the floor beneath me, then hop on a plane, ride for 8 hours, get off the plane and into a car for another hour-long ride, and then go to the hospital to have a baby. While it is true that as a man I could never have done these things, EVERY LAST WOMAN I’ve talked to assures me that no WOMAN could, either. In addition to that, I’ve never asked any employer to pay for my living expenses while I was at home, nor have I ever gone out and bought myself a whole lot of bling on a company credit card. But perhaps most importantly of all, I NEVER interview for jobs I am completely and totally out of my league for.
But somehow, it’s the bloggers that destroyed Caribou Barbie’s reputation. She didn’t have a damn thing to do with it. No, her using Alaska and the RNC as her personal piggy bank, or her utter lack of knowledge of damn near anything, or her wild to the point of plain loony story about Trig, or her refusal to release medical records that would shut people like me up….. none of that had anything to do with America’s present perception of Caribou Barbie.
It was all bloggers in basements, wearing pajamas.
I believe the tundra terrorist has completely lost her mind, if ever there was a mind there to lose.
In a wide-ranging interview Monday with Fox News’ Greta van Susteren in which she said “God” would show her the way to the White House, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin decried bloggers “sitting in their parents’ basement, wearing their pajamas” for some of the questions that were raised about her credibility. The video appears below.
Palin also dismissed reports following last week’s election suggesting she was unaware Africa was a continent, not a country, insisting the question had never arisen during discussions about the region.
“We discussed what was going on in Africa. And never, ever did I talk about, well, gee, is it a country or is it a continent,” Palin said.
“I just don’t know about this issue. So I don’t know how they took our one discussion on Africa and turned that into what they turned it into.”
Yeah, and she’s frugal too. Her husband gets all of his silk underwear from a little consignment store in Anchorage…
I read a reader comment somewhere the other day that I hadn’t considered as a possible source for Caribou Barbie’s probable “bearding” of Bristol. The commenter speculated that it is likely that Caribou Barbie’s generous Alaska health plan covers children, but probably doesn’t cover grandchildren. That could be a major problem with a special needs child like Trig.
Makes you think, doesn’t it?
Tags: bloggers, incompetence, lies, palin
November 11th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Dear Sarah not-so-barracuda Palin: I don’t sit in my parents basement in my pajamas and blog, thank you very much. I sit in my own hard-earned and dearly-paid for kitchen in my pajamas and blog.
And I can attest to the fact that no woman can have her water break, give a speech, get on a plane, yadda yadda bullpuckey I don’t believe that for a minute. Know why it took so long for her medical records to be released? They had to be doctored first. No pun intended.
November 11th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Sarah Palin is right. She was on her way to the White House with a huge mandate, and those commie godless troop-hating liberal bloggers derailed her campaign. Ever evening I’d put on my pajamas, go down to the basement and write blasphemous things about Sarahpoleon. She got thwarted from the White House because of me.
MWAAAHAAHAAHAA.