In case there are any inbreds, knuckle-draggers, or preemie cretins left with any doubt as to who you should cast your votes for in November’s Ohio 9th District Congressional election, I have two words for you.

HEIL SAMUEL!!!

Your hero is dragging his knuckles all over America, and spreading his message of Aryan superiority.

I’m sorry if I got his last name wrong, BTW. I can never remember how this penile looking pig spells it. I’m guessing he can’t either.

 

Ohio Republican congressional candidate Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher plunged into controversy this weekend in Arizona by delivering speeches where he said the United States needs to build a fence along the Mexican border and “start shooting.”

 

At a Prescott, Arizona fundraiser for Arizona State Sen. Lori Klein, Wurzelbacher applauded Klein’s stance against illegal immigration as he denounced political correctness.

 

“We’re afraid to say anything because we are afraid someone will report it on the 5 o’clock news,” said Wurzelbacher, of Holland. “For years, I’ve said put a damned fence on the border going to Mexico and start shooting. I am running for Congress and that should be a bad thing to say. You know what? It’s how I feel. I am not going to hide it because I am running for an office. I want my borders protected and I am very, very adamant about that.”

 

Controversial Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who is known for his crusades against illegal immigration, also spoke at the fundraiser for Klein.

 

Wurzelbacher explored the illegal immigration theme again at a Patriot Rally in Arizona, where he suggested: “Put troops on the border and start shooting. I bet that solves our illegal immigration problem real quick.”

 

“It’s a scary world out there, and I always feel a lot damned better when I got my .45 in my hand,” Wurzelbacher told the group.

 

You bet he does. The barrel of his “gun” is so short that it doesn’t reach halfway through his palm. Guys like him always love fondling big weapons, dreaming about what their lives might have been like if they’d had something of substance between their legs to fondle.

This, right here, is why the Rushpubliscum Party is having to spend so much time on voter suppression. Anyone with the IQ of a dill pickle wouldn’t vote for this racist, tax-dodging, welfare-sucking, useless piece of shit to represent them in Congress.

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