Well, Willard’s got it all in the bag now.

I mean, who WOULDN’T be riding high after this endorsement?

Sure…. the guy who did the endorsing is ALWAYS riding high-as in, he’s either in a plane full of lobbyists on his way to a lobbyist-sponsored golf game, or he’s slumped in the back seat of a lobbyist-driven car riding from bar to bar-but still, considering that Ted Nugent has been getting a lot of press for loving Willard lately, the Willard campaign must be relieved that the drunk staggered up and took some of that spotlight.

I just hope he doesn’t get TOO close to the spotlight. With all the alcohol in his system, he’ll blow up like a Daisy Cutter if he gets too hot.


With Mitt Romney the all but certain Republican presidential nominee, House Speaker John Boehner today endorsed the former Massachusetts governor. At a news conference on Capitol Hill, Boehner, W-Seagram, said that “Romney has a set of economic policies that can put Americans back to work and frankly, contrast sharply with the failed economic policies of’’ President Barack Obama.

“I will be proud to support Mitt Romney and do everything I can to help him win,’’ Boehner said.

Actually, it will be Willard that will have to support Boehner. Drunks normally aren’t all that steady on their feet, you know.

Eh-it’s all good. even Junket John’s 12% approval rating has to be higher than Nugent’s, doesn’t it?

I do want to remind you that the President has been accused of “paling around with TURRISTS” because he was in a couple of places that Bill Ayres happened to be in. Based on that “logic,” I now declare that Willard is the bestest buddy of corrupt drunks and pedophiles.

And no winger can argue with my assessment, lest he reveal himself to be a stupid hypocrite.


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